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Cyndi: Hey, today's post is missing. Where did it go?
Merci: It didn't go anywhere. We didn't write one.
Cyndi: We did post an interview on Mousebreath, didn't we?
Cyndi: Did we do anything for today?
Merci: No. You know Jan has been doing hard labor these last months in the heat and humidity and to say she's been creaky and crabby and running way behind on everything would be an understatement.
Cyndi: Isn't that what we pay her the big bucks for?
Merci: We don't have any big bucks!
Cyndi: Okay, I got a bit carried away, but we don't have opposing thumbs so we can't clean up after ourselves or whip this yard into shape with a skinny weed eater, so maybe we should order some braces for her tottering legs and a scarecrow rack to keep her upright.
Merci: Have you considered how impossible it would be for Jan to feed us or change our litter with her arms sticking straight out in midair? Why don't we just have a quiet weekend and stay out of her way so she doesn't fall on one of us.
Cyndi: Well, it was mean of her to wait until 10 p.m. to tell us if we wanted to write a post, we had better be quick about it.
Merci: And then there was that big bolt of lightning and she turned off the computer before Percy could even sit down at the computer.
Cyndi: To be fair, it was too late for us old furries to start weaving the pieces of an interview together. Percy would have fallen asleep on the keyboard and we know from past experience what havoc that can wreak!
Merci: Today was shot because Jan had something important that had to be done on the computer!
Cyndi: Hopefully, next week will be easier and we will post another Mousebreath interview. *scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll* Jan needs to get her act together so we have more computer time. Everyone is going to forget us because we are rarely posting any more.
Merci: Don't worry, Cyndi, we'll always have Marcus's friends the geese.
Cyndi: I didn't know geese read blogs.
Merci: Well, surely if geese hold recitals and singalongs (Late for a Recital) they have a channel on YouTube.. And while they're online, I'm sure they stop by to read about Marcus, their biggest fan.